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Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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