i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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