He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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