oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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