I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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