Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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