Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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