he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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