I can tuck mytits in my pants
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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