If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We were destined to go to rehab together
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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