I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
