How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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