This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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