You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
tell me about the fingering
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