Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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