it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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