And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Come share oat with me in your robe
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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