The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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