First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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