All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
We need to get me chipped asap
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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