we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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