dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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