he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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