You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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