Im at strip club and am horny
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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