with your own penis?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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