A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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