Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Who put my cat in the fridge?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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