did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
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