On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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