i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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