they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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