someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Are we still banned from the library?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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