nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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