Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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