i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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