Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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