Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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