going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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