I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
