People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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