The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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