Having a random hookup so left but love u
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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