summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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