Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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