Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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