just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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