His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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