i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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