So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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