if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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